Free Friday night, so you know what that means, right? Out for fun, where Ixi and I went to The Pub, a local hang. Unbeknownst to us, the Official Guinness Toastmaster was in our presence, to grace the Cincinnati Pub crowd with what else, a toast. Needless to say, the bar was at capacity, and most there were highly intoxicated. Nevertheless, I feel that there are still rules of etiquette that should be followed:

No touching. Even if Ixi has the most beautiful hands you’ve ever seen, that doesn’t give you the right to touch them. Also, I know I like to wear big scarves, but again, they are to keep me warm, not for you to touch.

If you spill a drink on someone, apologize, search out napkins or something to clean your mess, and offer to buy the person a drink.

To be continued…