Twenty-some-odd (or, rather, even in this case) years ago, a little baby named Wendy came into this world. Little did her parents know the effect she would have on the people of this planet Earth. I for one, know that things are prettier, funnier, yummier and all around better because of wjs. People scattered across the globe have better etiquette, better eyebrows, and have recovered a multitude of otherwise lost sanities and misjudgements (and objects as well, e.g. passports). Girl, you are awesome (see also charming, intelligent, witty, incandescent, beautiful and talented) and are loved by us all. Happy Birthday!