Differences between Japan and America

In Japanese tradition girls bathe with their fathers until they’re 16 or 17 years old. Need a new Prada purse? Ask him while scrubbing his back.

Don’t expect help. If you accidentally spill the contents of your purse on the floor of the market, people will look the other way. It’s polite to “not notice” an embarassment.

Size S here? you’re at least a L there. Larger than a 2008 size 6? forget about buying anything to wear.

Cartoon characters tell you where to put your trash.

Use your cell phone to pay for your vending maching latte.

A canteloupe melon costs $500.

You’ll never eat sushi again stateside.