A few days ago I decided to grab some YatKa for lunch, and was enjoying the meal, when my suddenly my fortune cookie presented me with: “You have an unusual magnetic personality. Just beware of your polarity”. Yikes. I love YatKa and usually get eerily apt fortunes from them (similar to the horoscopes at the Erie/Marburg Starbucks) such as, “Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure, the word for chopsticks is quai-zi and your lucky numbers are 6,14,32 and 9″ but since when have fortune cookies taken on a PhD degree in psychoanalysis???