ah… I love my fellow orchestra colleagues…

Our guy to German hotel staff lady: “Hey, check my iphone out”

She: “Oh that’s nice.”

He: “Isn’t it cool?”

She: “Ja, cool.”

He: “Do you guys have these over here?”

She: “Um…ja.”

He: “Really? You’ve seen it before?”

She: “Ja, actually you moron, we can get ours for 99Euro and not change service plans.”

Ok so I might have embellished that last line a bit. But you get the jist of it.